Is there a higher divorce rate for men who wear saucy underwear?
It’s 2023. The year where you can deliver anything to your home with a few taps of a phone, news in the United States can reach Europe in seconds, and gender roles have all but been forgotten.
It’s that last point which brings us on to this post. We’ve agreed that men, women and other can be who they want and do what they wish – and that’s a great thing before anyone gets their knickers in a twist (more of that later…) – but why is it that women can now wear the pants, but men can rarely wear the panties?
Think about it. If a married man is caught with a fishnet thong in his gym bag, the chances are he’ll be looking at a package of divorce papers coming his way. And that package might still come even if he can prove that the lingerie belonged to his own package.
Are we living in times enlightened enough to embrace a satin thong on a man? Or a lacy bodysuit?
We think so – and we’re here to explain how men’s lingerie and saucy underwear can help save a marriage.
Your intimates get even more intimate
The elephant (trunk) in the room (if you’re lucky).
Sex is what keeps a marriage alive. It might not be the only thing, but it is an important thing. And fellas, holes in your underwear are only sexy when they’re intentionally there. Like with a pair of backless, split briefs.
By throwing out baggy briefs and bland boxers, you’re making a commitment to your other half.
You’re promising to put in the effort to keep the fires stoked. You’re promising that, while the years tick by, you’ll still find new ways to keep one another amused, aroused and attracted. You’re promising that there’s still plenty more of yourselves to explore.
A shared secret
Secrets forge relationships. They bond you. So, imagine if the secret you’re sharing is something satin. Something which clings in a way that might just play on both of your minds while you’re stuck at another boring work dinner or a family obligation.
And, hell, who says you have to wait to get home. Layers of fun can be added to your unlayering.
It’s naughty. It’s taboo. It’s something fun for just the two of you.
Let’s get physical
Any body is a Body Aware body. Let’s make that clear. Big, small, tanned, toned, more to love or all-muscle, the only thing you really need is an open mind.
But with that being said, men opting for something a bit saucier might be inspired to focus on looking their best. And that effort won’t go unappreciated from your other half, whether it’s adding a few extra squats to the gym routine for a plumper derriere in your daring tangas or limbering up to feel flexible in your frilly bodysuit.
Include your partner
The only time men’s lingerie might lead to marital woes is if it’s hidden. You’re not breaking a law by swapping tighty whities for thongs, or your basic Hanes for a harness. If it’s something you’re interested in, the chance is your partner will want to share that with you.
One of the biggest reasons couples fall out of love and lust with each other is the suppression of fantasy. The distance grows when neither one of you is getting what you want. What you need.
Shop together. Model your lingerie for your partner. Let them choose something they’d want to see you in.
They say sharing is caring – and so is baring your cupped package or pert buttocks in your saucy underwear.
There we have it. The beautiful irony here, for the pearl clutching conservatives out there, is that we’re defending something traditional by slipping into something altogether untraditional. To protect the sacred institution of marriage, swap those Fruit of the Looms for the thrilling forbidden fruit of naughty male lingerie.
It might just be the best thing you ever did for your marriage, and our prices are much more reasonable than couples counselling…